Geek Pie: humour

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Tuesday, 3 February 2009

Friday, 28 November 2008

Wednesday, 19 November 2008

Monday, 10 November 2008

Thursday, 6 November 2008

Sarah Palin: Around the World in 80 Days

Wednesday, 5 November 2008

Chris Morris's "ON THE HOUR" double CD Boxset is to be released on Warp records - 24th November 2008

After a sixteen year wait, one of the most highly acclaimed radio programmes of the nineties, featuring a uniquely talented combination of acclaimed comedy writers and actors, is finally released on Warp Records.

As well as featuring the first appearance of Steve Coogan as Alan Partridge, this hilarious satirical comedy (originally broadcast on BBC Radio 4) formed the basis for TV show ‘The Day Today’ and was described by the Independent on Sunday as “the most brilliant radio comedy to emerge in the last ten years or more” for it’s savage dissection of news and current affairs programming.

Each box set will feature one full series (six half hour episodes). In addition an hour of bonus material will be spread between the two box sets, including the pilot episode and previously unheard Alan Partridge improvisation.

I've blogged this before but this is one of the best clips I can remember from it...

Monday, 3 November 2008

Colbert Endorses Barack Obama

Saw this on Friday didn't realise that it was new. So here it is:

Tuesday, 21 October 2008

All hail Dickie Dawkins

Richard Dawkins certainly has a bee in his bonnet about god-botherers. He's going to do something about it.

If there's no one you can turn to, if there's no hope left, maybe you can hire the A(theist) Team.

Friday, 3 October 2008

Bork!

Geek Pie as read by the Swedish chef from the Muppets:
Bork

Props to Michael Tiffany's Swedish chef borkifier

Wednesday, 24 September 2008

The truth is out there... innit.

You know when Indian call centres call you up and they give you fake names likes James Smith or Rosie o'Donnell or Conan O'Brien? Well, today I was phoned up by someone from the UK National Accident survey, claiming to be Chris Carter. He had a thick Indian accent. The name Chris Carter immediately conjures up the surfer dude who created the X Files. This is where we join the scene.

CARTER: This is Chris Carter calling from the UK National Accident Survey. Have you had an accident there in the last 2 years.

ME: No I haven't. Please take me off your list. Thank you.

CARTER: Sir! I believe you will find this is not a promotional call. This is a governmental matter.

ME: Are you from the FBI?

CARTER: Sir! I do not understand.

ME: Never mind. Your name is the same as the guy who created the X Files.

CARTER: People are always telling me this. Now, where were you on 14th May 2006?

ME: I don't know.

CARTER: I believe the truth is you were having a road accident. Is this correct?

ME: Not me. I've never been in a road accident.

CARTER: Not according to these records. Are you claiming they are falsified.

ME: Are you sure you mean me?

CARTER: You are MR SHUKLA YES? Then you had the accident.

ME: I didn't have an accident.

CARTER (reading me my address like I'm thick):....

ME: You know, I didn't live at this address in 2006.

CARTER: Yes you did... you had a road accident then. It is in our records.

ME: WHat are you talking about? I didn't.

CARTER: Sir, telling me a lie now will damage your compensation claim.

ME: But I didn't have an accident!

CARTER: Oh!

ME: I didn't live here in 2006.

CARTER: Oh!

ME: Maybe it was the previous tenant.

CARTER: Oh! Sorry. This is a mystery...

ME: Well, the truth is out there...

CARTER: I will solve this unexplained mystery. Thank you and sorry.

*CLICK*

Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.

Red Dwarf turned 20 this year and, in an interview for UKTV, Robert Llewellyn announced that to celebrate its 21st next year 4 special shows will be aired [www.reddwarf.co.uk].

Only 2 of the 4 shows will sadly be new episodes (in actual fact a 2 part special). The other two will be a making of and a clip show. The hope is that, if taken well, we could well see some more of our favourite curry eating, beer swilling cosmic adventurers in the future.

Here's a couple of my favourite clips to keep you going:

It does mean changing the bulb.

He will never need a Zimmer:

Monday, 22 September 2008

The worlds' [sic] greatest Youtube video!

Saturday, 20 September 2008

Arrrr... Facebook be awash with poirates...

Go and change your Facebook language (located at the bottom of your home page) to English (Pirate)...

entire seconds of fun.

Go on, do it, or I'll make ye walk the plank.

Arrr. That is all.