Friday, 16 January 2009

Because we here at Geek Pie are NOT homophobic

Throughout the years, Wrestling federations have toyed with the idea of Gay wrestlers, be they for comedy effect (although gayness isn't funny)or just to push the boundaries..... here I list some of the most famous Gay wrestlers....

EDIT: Remember kiddies, they weren't really gay, just the gimmick they portrayed.....


Adrian Adonis -












"Adorable" Adrian Adonis was one of the first outwardly gay wrestling characters portrayed on national TV. The gimmick saw him bleach his hair blond and begin wearing pink ring attire, as well as scarves, leg warmers (a la Flashdance), dresses, women's hats, and clownish amounts of eye shadow and rouge....lookin good big man! Also, he was fat....like the Roly Poly band circa '75....
Sadly, he died in 1988 after swerving off the road in a Minibus carrying other wrestlers....he was trying to avoid a Moose......weren't we all Adrian, weren't we all!!

Kwee Wee










Kwee Wee....or Alan Funk, or "The Funkster".....either way this dude was proper Gay....he showed up in WCW before it folded and portrayed a character that was basically Gay...... then he had a Jekyll and Hyde persona where he'd get mad and become Angry Allen....sometimes I wonder if these storylines were sritten in Crayon....
If playng a massive Gayer in WCW wasn't bad enough, he then went on to TNA where he was part of the Rainbow Express.......seriously Gay



Rico












Rico Rico Rico....... What started so promising (1991 American Gladiators Champion) ended up as a pile of hot steamy man fat, sat at the bottom of a sloped floor in a dark club somewhere in the depths of Soho.....errr......or so I've heard.... Rico actually modelled himself on Adrian Adonis, and was for the best part of his career, looked over, as he was actually quite entertaining, especially his part in the angle that had the Gay and Lesbian Community up in arms.....it involved the two below...


Billy and Chuck














You may recognise Billy as one half of the New Age Outlaws, the most Dominant Tag Teams from the Attitude Era.....Unfortunately for Billy, after they split, he just wasn't that good....and he was teamed with Chuck Palumbo and they formed this massively Home-Erotic Team....called.....Billy & Chuck..... but they had headbands and did super gay warm ups....and then it was announced they were gonna get married to eachother on Smackdown. The Society for Gay and Lesbo's supported it as they HONESTLY thought that the WWE was being supportive of their cause, however gay it was.... anyway, they didn't get married, it was all a publicity stunt (*SHOCK*HORROR*) and the Gay and Lesbo group were more than a little pissed off for being made to look stupid.



1 comment:

Robosexual said...

WTF how could you overlook Johnny B Badd the gayest wrestler ever. He even had a giltter cannon and planted a kiss on his fallen opponents!

http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Arena/9893/jbbadd.jpg